Why am I here? At lunch we had meatloaf, so I went hungry. Alice in Wonderland. But then I realized that tears were overflowing from her eyes. A monologue happens when you think to yourself something like, "I need to buy bread." But other times, when you are reasoning, you might entertain and engage several points of view like a. I guess it was 17. When I saw him I was surprised by how young he was so I said. You dont get to be sorry. For example, going and goes in lines five and six as well as begin and But in lines twenty-three and twenty-four. Wait. Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has dropped out of the current leg of the rock bands tour because of personal issues. The good news is Sambora is said to be seeking help to sort of his issues, the bad news is that the tour will go on as scheduled. Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum, (Pulls flashcard out of her pocket and paces the room) Da da da da da. I spent most of my days in bed and in the depths of it, all I wanted was to go to sleep forever. I really want to strangle each and every tall person but to do so I would NEED A STEPLADDER!!!!!! It helps someone else and you. I would like to have a word with whomever thought of this. Yes, mom I know, I was there and you werent. Here we go again. Wait, Max heard me talking on the phone before I left. I cried when you teased me for it, but it feels good to look in the mirror and see you. I have to go now. I just threw away a friendship after one mistake. The sound of sirens echoed in the distance. I would never be able to show my face in public. My mom has apologized for my dad leaving hundreds of times. It turns out, in the middle of my most desperate moment, my mirror self was wreaking some serious havoc in my life by being mean to everyone and destroying my reputation! Then one night it happened again. He was dying. And what do teenagers need? And the kid thinks everything is fun. The best seller of the year! You could have one bad day and it could ruin everything. [Owl] Then to divert your small mind from your unfortunate predicament I should tell you an amusing antidote. Struggles and gets frustrated. Tigger: Pooh-sticks? Water. The first day of middle school is written as scary in all of the movies, but its not that bad. The special edition version of this movie substituted the short: "Winnie the Pooh and A Day For Eeyore" for "Tigger Too". It was a test to see if we could read directions, and it said not to write anything down? Hey, Im I I I cant do this. He would never tell us which one. Im not supposed to be talking to her. I know, its weird. So what if I stay in my room? Was that normal for you Mom? So, from now on I will call you Courage. Its grainy, bitter just like the L word itself. Man, all they do is cry and cry and cry, twenty-four seven. We'll get you out. Or ten. Winnie the Pooh Im not going to die in misery though. Oh no, oh no, oh no. People start to ask you questions, like Why do you have a chart? and Why were you in the guidance counselors office? And they dont say it, but you know theyre thinking Is something wrong with her?. 2021 Drama Notebook. Lightning broke the sky outside and traveled along the ground and through my bicycle. With the brass nozzle in his fists, with this great python spitting its venomous kerosene upon the world, the blood pounded in his head, and his hands were the hands of some amazing conductor playing all the symphonies of blazing and burning to bring down the tatters and charcoal ruins of history. I hate my body. I figured everything would be okay and I could find a cab to take me to my aunts but then I realized that I left my bag on the train which had my phone and all of the money that I could bring. I know youre probably wondering why Im drenched in coffee, so Ill start from the beginning. I was his daughter; he was supposed to care. Genre: Dramatic. No one suspected a thing when I was first at the finish line. Worse than the time I had a tick stuck in my ear. Birds are so much freer than any person I know. I understand that its like the second class of the year and you want to form a relationship with your new students or whatever, but not like that. Genre: Dramatic. We havent talked in a long while, and I thought about not sending this, but we swore to be friends for life, and I am keeping my promise. We are going to see how good you are at finding a new teacher because I quit! Ive always found that a nice cup of hot tea can settle my nerves. It almost looked like our brains were going to explode out of our heads! Seeing all of the stars and constellations, finding an underground party filled with bright lights and happy faces, seeing the world from a different perspective than I see during the day. I have a window in my room. I ought Oh yes, I remember her. I saw her on the edge of her balcony. And lets not forget about the leg warmers! He would smash them on the counter and curse at her. Southern California Wind Forecast, I shot him twice in the head. We took the mirror to the landfill, and I was so relieved that she was gone forever. I wanna be your class president cause like prom sucked last year. He doesnt need you. We are being held as if we were lab rats. But someone I know did! Narrator: In order to find out what really happened, we'll simply return to the spot where Eeyore was thinking by the side of the river, up at the top of page 245. A dozen, maybe? My dad was always apologizing. Lets seelets see (looking around). I cant do any of those things! Its such a convincing werewolf, youd almost think its real! Time to munch an early luncheon, Shes my hero. Oh, thank you Pooh Bear, of course I will. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, How do l feel about it? You know, just to ask them a few questions like wheres the nearest hardware store, oh and if Theo has any cameras at his house. Cacao. NOW. I get changed into the same old leather boots that my pap gave me. That was stupid, but I have one better than that. Dancing brought me so much joy! We can at least try. I'm the only Tigger! Please come home, I miss you. She would walk me down the street to catch the bus. If what Tigger said was true, and there really were Heffalumps and Woozles about, there was only one thing to do; take drastic precautions to protect his precious honey. (Girl being calm) Uh, cool. (CRASH). W O L. That spells Owl. Poem by Eeyore by A.A. Milne is a thirty-seven line poem that is contained within a single stanza of text. Pooh, thank goodness you're safe. There is just something I need you to do for me, and my head is yours. Mr. Narrator: Now the Hundred Acre Wood boasted many natural wonders, but none was more beautiful than a tiny stream running through the forest. [Narrator] So the Hundred Acre Wood got floodier and floodier, but the water couldn't come up to Christopher Robin's house, so that's where everyone was gathering. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic, Hello (looks down at paper) George. By: Isabella Besly, Age 13, Texas USA Description: The protagonist is mad at their best friend and tries to give them the silent treatment. All those times before it was never me, but finally it was me. I see the appeal. A shark, at least fifteen feet long, was staring at me the way a barn owl stares at a mouse. And Im like, How do you expect me to know that you want to talk about something when you specifically say to me, I dont want to talk about it? Just tell me you want to talk about it, its not that hard. Without the curriculars, you know. (Smirks at audience, winking flirtatiously.) Oh my gosh ughh I know what youre thinking. Oh my god youre not Fabio I am so sorry, maam I thought you were my ex, um I guess I could tell you if you want me to No. I know who started the zombie virus (pause) its me. Then everything turned pitch black. Poem by Eeyore is one of the best poems A.A. Milne wrote featuring characters from Winnie-the-Pooh. I will not cry. My first reaction was excitement and pure joy but didnt last long when I realized all the problems and complications. Im a bit American and bit Polish! Do you really want to know what that cockroach did? But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. Pooh: Many happy returns of the day, Eeyore! We had a nice catch-up and blah blah blahThen suddenly the dreaded words came out. Were just objects, wallflowers, property. Had I known better, I would have done the same. Shes getting water Or Its her turn never sat right with me. And technically, Im not homeless. Bitter fate of my people, bitter my name, bitter tears were shed by the dying, how many people drank their fate with bitter vodka, so many Mariias in the world, that forever people remember their sufferings and do not repeat mistakes. Kimoto is back at the wall it is caught he robs the home run! Everyone goes crazy. Okay, start again. He almost made it to the top. OMG! (Holding back tears.) [Gopher] It certainly is. Do a backflip? I thought to myself, how can this morning get any worse? "A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.". How did we get here? We shall get there someday.". Normally one of my friends has a lunchbox and shares with everyone, but not today. That power will be better in your hands then mine. With a hefty happy appetite, Thats for them to ask you, just shut up and sit down, you silly human being. Her just in case gun. And, if its a life you want at the end of this, go home. You sound like a cheesy infomercial. I've rescued a bottle! Whats it gonna be? NASA says hallucinations are simply a side effect of being in space, like when astronauts report seeing streaks of light that come from nowhere. Furiously scribbling. Hes mostly harmless beyond the thumping on the head thing. My magnificent, shining sources of love. To collect the samples, Ill use gloves with motion sensors to control two big robotic arms on the exterior of the blimp. Pedro was mad I woke him up so he hit me. And I could do nothing. Are you frozen? The Day My Brother Left By: Sarah M., Lynden, Ontario, Canada, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description:When a young man heads off to university, it has a big impact on everyone, including his younger sister. (pause) No, mom. 23 Best Disney Movie Monologues For Auditions (30 sec - 2 min long) / Uncategorized / By Mighty Actor. (does calculation and is shocked) 700 calories. I am calling the principal! But if you are seriously going to give in to the delusions of this restaurant and order shrimp fried rice, I dont think I can anymore. What should I write? Bullying has been my life at school and even on the internet. (pause) What are my interests? Ill find it eventually. First Place Winner! I try to laugh it off and tell myself that Im okayand maybe cry a little bit more. Hey, can you feel that? So now, with no shame and in full confidence, I can announce to the world: I am one of a kind. (Looks behind him.) All Ive got to do is go up there and perform it the way I know I can, the way Ive rehearsed it dozens of times in the mirror, and if I do that Ill be fine. Thats easy. So, I sold them for a little more than I paid, and by the end of the day I had made about double of what I had spent. Im the only one who knows the formula. It was Max! Genre: Dramatic. Jessie! Oh! in an attempt to hoosh you there. This gloomy and pessimistic character of Eeyore was created by the author A.A. Milne. So, no friends at school, and treated like crap at home, I guess I was set up to be more prone to fighting and self-harm. Narrator: Ahem. Something about artistic license. Oh, I can hear you. Youre right. Its kind of a long story. Straight. By: Emily Newland, Age 17, Georgia, USA Description: A young person ruminates about their military family. Im your guest, not the other way around. (pacing, pacing) Let me know when you can hear me. No, no, to the right, yes. Just once, I want to be a good comparison. He interacts with so many girls, you never know who may be eyeing him. I deviate from the line of questioning. (looks around) Where am I? Well, have you heard of the Seven Deadly Sins? He had just reached the ripe old age of one hundred and three, although of course he'd only admit to 97. Cause Im popular, and Im running unopposed. While the monologues in this collection are FREE, they are copyright protected. When he caught me looking through his phone, he was a little mad, and he explained that just because hes talking to women, doesnt mean hes cheating on me. It was US, the Elves of the Order of the North Pole. [Christopher Robin] What are you looking for Pooh Bear? I felt like I knew her for my entire life. This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. No, Im serious. (Laughs.) If you want to ask if its a phase or a fad. Okay, you dont believe me? See ya then! Those are bad for me. You know what, Im just gonna let him take me, jail shouldnt be too bad right? (Beat) What? First Place Winner By:Isabel Parent, Calgary Alberta, Age 15 Gender:Male Genre:Comedic Description:A nervous Walmart employee makes a video tape of himself asking for a promotion. TWO HOURS for the greater good of everyone else, but no! Well more like we were kicked out of a party. I dont have time for a social life. It splashed all over my Ann Taylor blouse and onto my Jimmy Choos. AAAAH FABIO is that you?? First Place Winner By: Hannah Chaffin, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A conceited high school girl who volunteers to visit a disabled boy, is called out for actually being selfish and egotistical. By: Austin Walker, Iowa, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager complains to a friend about household chores. I can see it in your eyes straight away you're one of us. Thank you all for being here. She got calls like this often even as far back as third grade. Honorable Mention! I used to like English class. Oh, my gracious, oh dear. How great you are for helping out that disabled boy. Eeyore: Bouncing, or coughing, it's all the same. You cannot convict me or my linguini. Hard to hear aint it. That is the basic questions you ask your husbands parents, right? As Im walking home, this child (may the Lord never curse me with the burden of offspring) screams like its being slaughtered by the boogieman himself. First Place Winner By: Lilly Johnson, Age 13, Missouri, USA Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenage surfer narrowly escapes a shark attack and it changes her view of the ocean forever. I thought I could fight back to expose them. (Looks around the room.) I might just read a little bit more. The first time I remember being physically hurt I was probably 7 or 8, and I was on a bicycle. Third Place Winner! One time, we pretended to be in Atlantis, beneath the sea. I think I had decompressionno, whats it calleddepression. Please continue to help us support the fight against dementia with Alzheimer's Research Charity. I dont want to do this, I hate performing. Im just interested in someone else. Symposium? Ill never be mad at you again. Some versions also include "Unbouncing Tigger". You got that from me, you got that from me.. There was Dorothy Kilgallen. Peach isnt the only skin colour to exist, or maybe people just say its skin colour, because they think its the only one that looks good on their drawings. Your response still lingers in my mind, your smile. Its selfish really, I know, but I deserved one. And not just because hes just a head, I mean (Talking to self.) If you need any assistance dont hesitate to ask me. Wasn't that fun, Piglet. How many Mariias have buried their Cossacks, so many songs are folded in Ukraine. I'll go and get it r-r-right now! I hope I can give her strength when she needs it. This morning, I went to Starbucks to pick up muffins and iced vanilla chai lattes for me and Haley and Jessica, but the barista spilled one of the coffees all over me. But I mean come on people! He/she gets up, addresses the audience. (pause) Why would you say that Samantha?! The port is closed,too? Love, Jack (Grabs paper folds it up, and puts it in an envelope), First Place Winner! One minute theyre all like aww whos a good boy, who wants a doggy ice cream treat, do you want a belly rub, or a head scratch? Okay? Genre: Comedic. Stop being so selfish and appreciate what you have. Gum covered in lint. (Beat) Ohyoure that guy. Yeah and also, its true that I ran for Student Council last year but there was a miscommunication. (gulp) Hurry! To build a better future, with your name everywhere I go. You bet that Ill be selling this on eBay for millions! I remember that day, I decided Id go the library and work on homework during lunch, since I didnt really have anywhere else to go, but I had only in there for about ten minutes when I heard this loud noise coming from out in the halls. Whats it going to do to me? Were all innocent, I tell ya. I have this huge iceberg. You cant hear me? College is going alright so far, but I had a weird thing happen to me today. Hello? Fold your laundry! Third Place Winner! I love all the fun trips and traveling, and this loving and kind family, I just dont think a sixteen-year-old should be held to such high expectations. Deoxyribonucleic acid. The law office. But you want to hear something even more strange? Actor can come up with a variety of challenging and funny physical antics and facial expressions.). A wedged bear in a great tightness. I cant talk about it. % Everyone is chanting, Throw it back! I always make friends on the farms, but once I get to know them, the harvest is over and my family needs to move to find more work. Kennedy was the worst of them all. So, I gave up. Hello? You wouldve snapped too if your owner brought back one of those revolting creatures, also known as a B.A.B.Y. Now, that guyhes a huge pompous jerk, and the exact definition of a delusional artist. On my work phone. Did I do something wrong? Last night? There I am, Aladdins big fat comedy sidekick. He asked me to join his club which he called the Mystery Club, which had nothing to do with mysteries at all. It was getting late, so I started to hitchhike. Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. Are you joking? This is seen through the use of dashes, short lines, and the parenthesis which contain Eeyores commentary on how he thinks the poem is progressing. Yeah, me too. I hate getting on a scale and feeling like its screaming at me to get off. And I know hes still out there. Oh! What do you mean he said, youre the light of his world? "I'm not going to do nothing any more.". Will it ever stop? I didnt walk im long enough. Still have questions? Well, except for our resident ghost, Arnold. [Piglet] Oh help, help! I think thats what its called when you are sad all the time. Knowing that you angered an old priestess tired of the world and its trials. Then the truck driver walked past me and headed for the bathroom. When they finally arrived at the treehouse the last sister forced the rest of her sisters to do the renegade with her for TikTok but what they didnt know is that they were in a magical treehouse that didnt like TikToks so it made the girls shrink and they were sucked into the pop socket on one of the girls phone never to be seen again. I cant come over tonight. I was always just walking to get somewhere, never just to wander off into some cave and get bit by I dont even wanna know, or throw a rock over a seagulls head in order to get the piece of bagel it was going to steal from me, or have to drive around to the nearest beach to catch a bath before families started coming in and setting up their volleyball nets. Probably not, maybe you threw those away a long time ago. Look, I really have to tell you this. Shes making everyone sit back down. When you moved in next door, I was so happy. My mom recalls my occasional doldrums even in infancy, more frequent as I age. I wear normal clothes. Sometimes I take out this picture and talk to her. I feed him every day, I give him treats and lots of attention, everything. But, through the numbness, I still manage to find a way to cry. Comme le uggre cette origine grecque, le monol. Wait, what? There you go. you think I am obsessed too? When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of the monster under my bed. I never really understood why girls do that for their dopey boys. SORRY? By: Lauren Connally, Texas, USA, Age 17 Description: A girl tries to persuade her best friend to release a feral cat Hannah had captured. Those were the days when I didnt feel anxiety or sadness. Thats what you gotta get through your thick skull. Yells as he exits.) Genre: Comedic (Astronaut enters, tripping and staggering) Sorry, sorry, my legs are still getting use to gravity. By: Jack Lassman, Age 13, New York, USA Description: Sharon, a mother from Savannah, Georgia, speaks to her group of friends. I dont really remember why, just that you were next to me crying, red faced when you told me you were going away. Anyway, the third swines house looked at least legal, until I knock on the door and a dragon pops out! Im surprised most people cant see through their hand-crafted disguises. (turns to the friend) Youre dead to me! Eeyore : [ floating under a bridge with Christopher watching him and smiling knowingly ] Just my luck. Never in my life have I deserved a whippin. But dont tell that to my Pa. Clang! Ah! Sometimes I just wish for a normal life! My name is Beatrice. It helps me fall asleepthe sound of you singing your heart out. He never quite manages it but does wish him well and since Our love at the end of the poem. And Piglet who indeed helped out a friend in need, So we say Hip Hip Hooray for the Piglet and the Pooh. You remind me a lot of my father. (Clears throat. One time he was excited when we were assigned a 35-page essay on Millard Fillmore, who is the most boring person in history. Hoo-hoo-hoo! I just single handedly went from town to town playing my flute and had an army of rats following me. A journalist. "Aladdin" (2019): Jasmine "She won't go speechless! You should have seen how fast she ate it up! Im going to leave the loaf to rise under the skylight. Most of the time you cant tell. It I was desperate to be accepted by either group. Just this once. Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse-bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again. Pledge allegiance? I still cannot establish contact with NASA, so I will recap for anyone who is listening. Great Its just that I have not spoken to anyone in ages. GET. Youre hurting my ears. Is anybody at home? And tomorrow, if I am not imprisoned, our company will honour our ancestors, and our nation, by unveiling our sausage filled ravioli, sausoli, patent pending. By: Eleanor H., New York, NY, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young girl seeks help from a therapist about her fear of going outside. We listened to Gloria Gaynor the whole ride home as I cried. Ill stop at nothing to get you what you want. It occurs when a line is cut off before its natural stopping point. Hes just too busy to write me back. It was the day before Valentines Day, and we were making chocolate dipped strawberries when we invited your family over. Frying rice? I will snatch it and all of its accessories and Ill barricade myself in my room! Our kind isnt any different from your kind. A big distraction for me is drawing. He thinks Im going to thank him for making me do so many chores? I could be playing Marco Polo with my sister in the evening, still doused in chlorine from the days practice. [Christopher Robin] Cheer up, Pooh bear, we're coming. Piglet: Can't I give it, too, from both of us? People fear of drowning or being attacked by creatures from below. A second edition of the movie, which many cable stations show, contains: "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Honey Tree", "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Blustery Day", and "Winnie-the-Pooh and a Day for Eeyore". I thought told you not to call me at work! ohoh They did that? (Eats the chocolate) That WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER! Oh, Felicia, can you please adjust your screen so we can see you and not your forehead? Did you hear that? Mom. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Actor is holding a bouquet and standing as if facing a groom in a wedding ceremony. But just to fill the time, I guess Ill go ahead and tell you another reason why Im eligible. Until at last he said to Rabbit in a rather sticky voice: Well, good bye, if you're sure you won't have any more. Huh? But right now, its our time to live, and not our time to melt yet. And all of a sudden, Frankie just walked up. Ive been wanting to tell you about all this pain and numbness that I feel will never go away. One was a mild antibiotic that was shown to reduce the effects of aging. Oh my Honey Boo Bear I loved you so much. Genre: Comedy. In this case, Eeyore shares his relatable thoughts about writing. I wish I could. Right now, Im hiding behind a bush, keeping my protective watch on him. I did an experiment for two weeks straight by not uttering a single word to any of you first. Birds dont stop themselves from flying wherever they want because theyre scared. [Christopher Robin] That's a very good idea Eeyore. And now thats me. I have dreams. I know I should start telling the truth, but honestly, its nice when people think youre better than they are. (Not convincing, they turn to new tactics.) *sigh* Okay, then. In the hospital, they told me that I had been struck by lightning. That was a monologue! I mean, she works like a, uh oh, whats the word? They wont be back for a long time, if ever. By: Mikala Southern, Georgia, USA, Age 12 Description: A student tells a story about how a daredevil stunt helped him become the coolest kid in school. Youll get your million dollars back in no time. (Getting angry.) Get yourself together! (pause) We are going to be together for a long time, so you should know a little about my life and how it is we are together. [Owl] Well I say now. What I saw was terrifying. I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. Thats not even the worst part of today. I think it would help with this deception if you would get, kind of open, your umbrella and say: Tut-tut, it looks like rain. I mean how many times you guys been out there? By: Drew Evans, Age 12, Austin, TX, USA Description: A kid playing baseball gets confused after catching a home-run baseball. What's your problem? Anyway, back to the seasons. Heck, even the dreaded small talk, the awkward interactions no one wanted Right now, Id give anything to mess up one more embarrassing presentation, one last really bad attempt at asking my crush to prom. Well, stay safe, and I hope the pencil wound in your arm heals. Just six little seeds. (Animatedly) Oh! Or feed the seagulls, even though we knew we werent supposed to, we didnt care. You can't fool the bees that way. You know what? Seattle Metropolitan Hockey League, Im starting to regret bringing him on this mission, because that was the only pillow NASA packed for me. Dont follow in my footsteps and drop out because I did it. Trust me, Im doing you a solid here. Why cant I go into stores without being stalked as if I was going to steal something? I cant leave without im. The white clock on the wall is mocking me. Eww! In this particular piece, a reader can find the use and reuse of questions, to the listener as well as rhetorical questions the speaker, Eeyore, is asking himself. If youre ever looking for a nice, quiet, safe place to sleep rough in a city, try a graveyard. Its kind of weird to tell a stranger my life story and pour out my feelings. For a start, look at me. Dont think about me too much! Its every day, every night. I was on holiday with my family. Why did you have to bring home pizza? The powers back! By the time we did all that, the period was almost over. Everyone, look here! I like not just boys but also girls. Oh, no you dont! So, you can say all you want about me, but I know for a fact that Im more of an artist than I am a thief. If you turned Andromeda to stone Athena would be furious. I guess thats why Im here, I need an answer. So, whew. You and Papa, but Papa looked different now. Can I have a glass of water, or some fresh air? She hands me the leash to her dog as the small banshee screeches on. Hes easy to spot because hes the biggest kid in our grade. Another important technique commonly used in poetry is enjambment. All right. 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